"Everything about her spelled trouble, but it was dark, and I thought it spelled 'truffles'." "I pick my nose in traffic" "Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?" "God loves Missourans, too" "Animals and trees are dying to make room for your fat ass" "Coke is it" any more?
If you are in Tucson still, look for my fav bumper sticker that Pima County used to print "Give a biker five feet - safe passing distance is the law" It then had a good graphic showing a car passing a bike with a five foot buffer.
I love the "Unattended children" sign - espresso and puppies... :) Anyhoo... Hope you're having a good time and riding well, and careful with the stalking...
I'm a recently-retired professional cyclist and model who just graduated in May 2009 from the Darden School of Business at the University of Virginia. I am a marketer at Frito Lay and love living in Dallas. I am a proud defector from the Left Coast. I escaped before webbing could grow between my toes. I am a Leo. I hate water. I love cats and abhor dogs who fetch things. I have a soft spot for Acuras. I only like men's legs if they are shaved. I will shamelessly brag about 4 things: my cooking skills, my ability to dress myself with flair, my fabulous hair (genetic!) and my 120 wpm typing ability. I can drive a gooseneck trailer, castrate a bull calf, throw a sem-decent loop, and preg-check a cow. Proud of that? Jury is still out...
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Completely unrelated to this post...if you are a Basso fan and I know you are...get a hold of the documentary, "Overcoming".
...fan might not hit it...stalker, that's better.
If you are in Tucson still, look for my fav bumper sticker that Pima County used to print "Give a biker five feet - safe passing distance is the law" It then had a good graphic showing a car passing a bike with a five foot buffer.
I love the "Unattended children" sign - espresso and puppies... :) Anyhoo... Hope you're having a good time and riding well, and careful with the stalking...
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