Sunday, July 22, 2007

Charlottesville, you have been Man(dy)wrecked

i'm not home for 5 minutes and i'm already wreaking havoc. the story unfolds like this:
friday night, come hell or high water or basso racing in le tour de france; i have to get home to charlottesville. i want to sleep in MY bed in MY condo that I own. is it too much to ask?
peace out, connecticut.
i arrive at the wee hour of 3 a.m., after subcontracting the "keep mandy awake" duties to various friends in other time zones.
i'm a bit hungry, so i heat up a snack in the microwave. it isn't on for 20 seconds before all the lights go out.
then they go back on
not to be deterred, i press "start" again.
and they go off again.
i notice that it got awfully quiet at barracks west.
i go outside.
to my right there is a bright explosion. must have been a transformer. either that, or the guinea pigs that generate our power were pissed that someone would need a few extra watts at 3 a.m. during the middle of their friday night party. well, assumptions are dangerous, little buddies.
so, all of barracks west went dark. all 300+ units. plus the neighborhood across the road. as far as i could see, everything was black.
nice work, mandy. you come home and instantly revoke electrical privileges from everybody in the 22901 zip code.
all i wanted was a snack.
see? they are too busy rooting for molly (whoever that is) and partying to properly generate the power i need for snacking at 3 a.m.

2 comments:

K-Man said...

umm... they're pissed. their place is a mess now. i've never seen em so angry.

Cara said...

what it really is that so many people were staying up late reading harry potter that the lights burned out as they tried to cast various lumos spells.