So, you want to blog, too?

sheesh.

people, there is more to blogging than meets the eye. just because you can type, doesn't mean you should blog. just because 90% of the adult population of soddy daisy, tennessee can reproduce; doesn't mean they should.

nay, consider this, neophyte bloggers, before jumping into the fray:

1. is what you have to say interesting to anybody besides your mom? she loved you from the day you popped out of the womb, wrinkly face and all. she is forgiving. she sees through your many faults. she bakes cookies for you and your friends when they come over to play warcraft in the basement. do not let this woman's judgment give you a false sense that anybody besides her wants to read about last night's sojourn to waffle house.

2. are you at least two of the following?: a. ridiculously witty b. really really good at a sport (barsports included such as flip-cup, beirut, billiards, and darts) c. hopelessly hot d. have a cabana boy/girl e. model lingerie.

3. do you abuse punctuation and the king's english? if you have to a. ask "what is punctuation? who is getting punched?" b. pause slightly c. call your mom and ask her...YOU PROBABLY DO! and i will come after you. sadly, the interwebs doesn't have the equivalent of a grammaryzer (breathalyzer spin-off) and anybody can type anything at all. just because you can ingest a tub of crisco doesn't mean you should. just because you can type and string together 2 sentences without forgetting nouns; doesn't mean you should blog.

thanks

-mandy. (told by the cabana boy feeding her grapes that she is indeed ridiculously witty, hopelessly hot, and very good at billiards)

ps: you are not allowed to ask why i am home on a friday night. this may blow my cover as possessing any of the qualities mentioned in item number 2. and this isn't even me: