-you nearly forget about your addiction to shopping at saks. i haven't bought myself anything new to wear in eons. if i had money i might be able to consider it, but if it's one thing mba programs are known for, it's high credit card balances. despite the fact that we are learning how to lead (and market and finance and consult) the free world, we shamelessly rack up debt.
-you want to die of boredom after staring at supply/demand curves. i sent this email to some girlfriends today: "I would rather poke myself in the eye with a fork than sit through another IS/LM Economics lecture. Prof Beckenstein is awesome. Darden is awesome. Economics is not. It's fucking boring. Sorry, people. It's proven fact. That's why it's called 'The Dismal Science'. My soul shriveled during the last 85 minutes."
-you don't remember (nor care) the last time you did anything more strenuous than hoisting your bookbag over your shoulder
-your blog posts are borin
-you hate the thought of pizza
-you think of sleep during 99% of your "free" time (which totals 24 minutes daily)
-your blog posts are really boring
-you whine about your 10 minute "commute" to school on your bike
-you find joy in silly websites
-the thought of thanksgiving break doesn't mean "turkey", it means "sleep!"
-your blog posts are hopelessly, mindlessly...boring
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i thought you ride an ahrens frame? anyway, you misspelled richard's name. good addiction, atmo.
Your stories crack me up!!! Thanks for the laughs - i guess at your expense - haha! You are a really excellent storyteller.
Your teammate Peanut
Y A W N
; )
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