Because I discovered "Pushing Daisies", my new favorite show on the web. Which definitely makes me a hypocrite because I guiltlessly watched 4 episodes in the past 24 hours. (And I claim America is lazy!) Reason number 2 for loving the Internet: my Aunt Shirley. She recently discovered its bounty and, giggling, sends me gems like this:
I'm a recently-retired professional cyclist and model who just graduated in May 2009 from the Darden School of Business at the University of Virginia. I am a marketer at Frito Lay and love living in Dallas. I am a proud defector from the Left Coast. I escaped before webbing could grow between my toes. I am a Leo. I hate water. I love cats and abhor dogs who fetch things. I have a soft spot for Acuras. I only like men's legs if they are shaved. I will shamelessly brag about 4 things: my cooking skills, my ability to dress myself with flair, my fabulous hair (genetic!) and my 120 wpm typing ability. I can drive a gooseneck trailer, castrate a bull calf, throw a sem-decent loop, and preg-check a cow. Proud of that? Jury is still out...
1 comment:
I LOVE pushing daisies TOO!!!!!!!!!! I figured since you admitted to it, so can I!
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