This weekend was spent doing Dallas-like things. Good fun!
Tattoos + workout wear + you not working out = no
Head-to-toe-white with gold accents = she almost pulled it off. I give extra points for working it on the light rail platform. Notice shock on Little Peggy-Pinkdress' face. Meow
We hit up some bars where I mercilessly captured more shorts-with-heels whilst refining my reasons for hating this look. In addition, I noticed that in Dallas laundry is so passe. Instead, one simply leaves their unmentionables at the bar on a chandelier.
Not to be outdone, Dallas-ites were out en force at Cancun. I swear it's like spring break every damn day at this pool. Tattoos and puffed-up meatheads abound. My favorite was watching the guys dance poolside (the DJ does rock) as they look down at how their pecs/biceps/abs flex with the motions. Who needs TV when you have a mirror and your 'roided pectorals?
We hit up Taste of Dallas, which displayed the adventurous fashion choices of her citizens.
Shorts with heels = no
Tattoos + workout wear + you not working out = noI don't even know where to begin.
-Cell phone on pleated too-short khaki shorts.
-What the hell are those shoes?
-Did you get that necklace in Daytona Beach in '97?
-Your glasses are high-performance; you are not.
= an emphatic NO!
Head-to-toe-white with gold accents = she almost pulled it off. I give extra points for working it on the light rail platform. Notice shock on Little Peggy-Pinkdress' face. MeowWe hit up some bars where I mercilessly captured more shorts-with-heels whilst refining my reasons for hating this look. In addition, I noticed that in Dallas laundry is so passe. Instead, one simply leaves their unmentionables at the bar on a chandelier.Not to be outdone, Dallas-ites were out en force at Cancun. I swear it's like spring break every damn day at this pool. Tattoos and puffed-up meatheads abound. My favorite was watching the guys dance poolside (the DJ does rock) as they look down at how their pecs/biceps/abs flex with the motions. Who needs TV when you have a mirror and your 'roided pectorals?Of course Enrique and I had to follow suit and got temporary tattoos. What girl doesn't like unicorns?
Mom: The PantyLamp did not contain my undies nor will I ever get a tattoo or piercing, okay?
7 comments:
girl come to socal....heels and shorts are everywhere ;)
thanks for the laugh on this fine monday.
have a great day.
Hey Manz! This weekend was a blast. Thanks for letting me tag along with you. It was so much fun to meet everyone and hang out for a while.
Love ya!
So funny! I am rolling! I think I may run out get me some hot pants and silhettos!
please take me to "cancun"!!!
I want to watch people dance aka - check themselves out!
LMAO... Absolutely entertaining. :)
That's so great... I can't stop laughing :)
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