Saturday, July 25, 2009

The homely shall inherit the Earth. As long as it's organic.

After a fabulous lunch at the All Good Cafe, Jonny and I concluded that not-so-lovely people really got a leg up when the hipster craze arrived. Suddenly it's cool to have a weak chin, doughy waist, and stringy hair. Throw in some ironic t-shirts (or threadbare plaid button-downs) and tight jeans and suddenly every confused girl wants to take you home.*
This boon for unattractive-cum-hipsters has saturated much of urban and kinda educated America. Veganism is on the rise and pretension at an all-time-high.
Is this what the youth of today have become? Alas, the pretty people are out in the cold.
Save yourselves.

*doubly-effective if you play a musical instrument.

2 comments:

Randy Salamon said...

But doesnt el gato have a hat like that?

giantcu92 said...

I saw an article the other day, and thought about this post of yours.

Turns out the newest hipster accessory, is, yes, the pot belly.