Thursday, December 28, 2006

Brevity being the soul of wit...

i promise to keep things shorter. apparently one of my fans (and possibly more) is suffering from eyestrain/boredom when poring over my bloggityblog. so i will appease him for the time being and keep things brief. or, brief-er.
that being said: all-in-one washer/dryer combos NUKE the living crap out of your clothes. i almost had to search out a local burn unit yesterday upon removing my steaming vestiments from the dryer. holy crap.
i am still trying to figure out how the thing works. it heats up the linen closet like nobody's business. i think i'll grow some penicillin in there to harness the extreme heat generated.
that's it for now. hopefully my adoring public will be temporarily placated. and i promise all future posts will be about something less pedestrian.
but, for good measure:
yes, people, that is a molar in my bike shoe. i picked it up at cyclo-cross nationals in 2004 and didn't wear those shoes for 2 years out of respect for whatever human sacrificed their dental well-being to me. perhaps nationals was run on an ancient indian burial ground? don't know. but that is freaky.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

I saw somewhere that you live in Charlottesville...and you talked about your MBA. Are you at Darden? And trying to race??

TW said...

I say no to brevity!

Mandy said...

to tony i say...thanks for the vote! duly noted and the fanclub panel will consider it. ;-) -mandy

Mandy said...

sport_prospect, darling...i am living in c-ville (for 6 whole days now!) and will enter darden in the fall. i deferred in favor of pedaling my bike about (for love and money) for another year. it's gonna rule. -mandy

Unknown said...

Congrats on going back to school. Lots of good racing in DC and Baltimore.

Regarding Darden, come out in two years and make a lot of money. Consider a stint on Wall Street and retire young. Then go back to riding your bike.

2SkinnyPros said...

steaming vestiments... haha. you should have immediately put them on, went out on a full-moon night, and danced to mj's thriller... therefore summoning other steaming zombies out of the graves from an ancient burial ground not unlike the one that you rolled over at 2004 cyclonats.