I win! I win

for the world's most boring post! here are a few condo shots, taken by oh so pro ian. mom is coming next week to make the place lovely and colorful and un-boring! mom wanted me to send her photos of the place so that she could get ideas. i think she's lying and is just trying to check on me and see if i keep my room clean. answer = no.
L-R: living room with 'heavenly' hanging out on the floor, waiting for a home. notice 3 bikes in picture; can't get away from the damn things! oh, and do you like my xmas light sculpture? long story on that one. okay, so then the stairwell. notice my stylish parquet entryway. i paid premium for that, baby. then, me in the shower. this is how i prefer to bathe. and lastly, me pseudo-guillotining myself.
this the best. i thought for a minute here that james baker was giving our president the bird.
okay, dear readers: i promise to be more interesting from here on out! i swear.