how dumb do they think girls are? but it does beg the question: if you get one out of season, is he all stringy and tough and not very good on salads?boyfriend = avocado. interesting...
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- I'm a recently-retired professional cyclist and model who just graduated in May 2009 from the Darden School of Business at the University of Virginia. I am a marketer at Frito Lay and love living in Dallas. I am a proud defector from the Left Coast. I escaped before webbing could grow between my toes. I am a Leo. I hate water. I love cats and abhor dogs who fetch things. I have a soft spot for Acuras. I only like men's legs if they are shaved. I will shamelessly brag about 4 things: my cooking skills, my ability to dress myself with flair, my fabulous hair (genetic!) and my 120 wpm typing ability. I can drive a gooseneck trailer, castrate a bull calf, throw a sem-decent loop, and preg-check a cow. Proud of that? Jury is still out...
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Oh damn!! Whip out the credit card, boyfriends on isle 5 in wal-mart. Trailer Trash ho's on isle 6. See Jerry Springer in check-out lane #2; bagger: Clay Aiken! Where the hell is this world goin? Just dont spend too much time on that site mandy. ha. see ya.
hmm, i think i'll shop for mine at saks...
boyfriend = kumquat.
if your boyfriend is an avocado, can you make good guacamole with him?
I'm a PERSON! Not a damned fruit.
You think justin timberlake is in season?
if boy=avocado...
do you get disappointed to open him up and find, not the tiny-as advertised-seed and tons of nice fleshy meat, but a giant seed and little nummy-ness?
because i absolutely hate it when i find a monster seed in the avocado... nothing more frustrating... stupid avocado, i want green slippery meat, not inedible seed :(
avocados rot fast once exposed.
hmmmmmm maybe it does work
Who wants to break the news to Ryan? Do we need to stage an intervention?
Ryan,
I hope you're sitting down. There's something important you must know. All these years you've thought you were a person. Well - you're not. We're sorry. You may have wondered over the years why you have a fondness towards ground cumin, a ripe, medium Roma tomato, seeded, diced, minced sweet white onion, serrano chilies, a cup of chopped cilantro leaves, some fresh lime juice, pepper sauce, sea salt, white pepper to taste, well... there's a reason:
You are an avocado.
Embrace it young man. Embrace it.
that's a great guac recipe there Ctodd... add some garlic (hard neck fresh minced or pressed) and you'd have nailed it well that if you left out the white pepper - who wants to put an Asian spice in Mexican food?
i gotta say - a good avocado just needs a bit of salt and lime juice... for good guac - in the pure sense... the rest is just filler...
sort of like a good margarita:
top shelf tequila
fresh lime juice
dash of cointreau
ice
with some salt on the rim (or in the glass if ya me)
the rest is fluff... a good boyfriend i mean avocado shouldn't need to be dressed so heavily...
okay - who wants to go out for guac and margaritas now? (raises hand)
i'm freaking.
Is justin cilantro?
am i ripe? hmmm.
if you pick me at the wrong time and don't hold me the right way, i could rot.
And that is Mandy's job. Pressure's on girl.
Yes. Justin is cilantro. At least you got to be something exotic. I'm just a freakin' onion.
wait. i have a boyfriend?
Yes. And he's an avocado.
Enjoy the guacamole.
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