here i am, freaking out because
1. my shinguards are so stylish and i don't want to scratch them!
2. my yellow pennything doesn't fit and is decidedly unflattering!
3. this is bad for my tanlines!
4. there is far too much lateral movement in soccer for my uni-dimensional legmuscles!
5. my classmate on the far left (mike feller) is a former professional soccer player and will cease talking to me now that he's seen my dismal display of skills!
i survived the game. my ego did not.
1 comment:
Shinguards go under your socks. Wearing them exposed is like having your bibshorts over your jersey.
Those vest things are pinnies, a penny is a almost useless coin.
Not trying to bash you, just educate.
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