trebon, what YOU got?

so, apparently if you're a kickass cyclo-cross racer, girls will write your name on their undies.

it all began at 'cross nationals in 2004. daniele, cara and i had a bit too much beer after our race, and suddenly there was a black sharpie, white undies, and the words "tree" and "farm" ended up on those jockeys. (for the unitiated, "treefarm" is the nickname of one of america's favorite cyclo-cross racers, ryan trebon. he is also like a little brother to us kona girlies).

so, of course, the next year we had to one-up ourselves. at 'cross natz 2005 we branched out and picked two other souls to occupy the real estate on our drawers. matt shriver and barry wicks joined treefarm on our skivvies. and it ended up on pez.

here is the three of us.

and cara and i using chris horner as a prop.

so, this year we decided that it was the swan song of the undiepant shenanigans (people began copying us. surely NOBODY had scrawled someone's name on their lingerie before). we recruited kim sawyer, and paid homage to andy applegate (cara), jeremy powers (kim), and adam myerson/mcgrath/bergman (me). as jake jokes, i'm "the fat one in the middle". and of course i had to pimp out my teammate and twin, clara, during her national championship-earning collegiate race. notice the tna bikini and sharpie stomach art.

so, i was doing an interview for a buddy out in oregon. and his guinea pigs got involved in the interview. they were very charming varmits, miffy and kiffy. they apparently became mandyfans and i received this over email the other day.

now i ask...trebon, what have you to say to this?