Friday, May 11, 2007

class is in session, girls

okay. lesson 1.
this is gravel when you see it, ride straight through it.
DO NOT SWERVE!
and if you decide to swerve, don't do it at mile 2 of a 65-mile road race and crash 10 chicks!!!!!! and one of those chicks is me!!!!! wtf???????
lesson 2.
this is cyclo-cross
try it sometime. if mandy can ride her bike at over 20 mph into a sandpit, through mud, and dismount while rolling; then you can ride over a few rocks the size of marbles.
end of lesson. now go play on your bike.

5 comments:

K-Man said...

suck.

Cara said...

at least y ou didn't break your pelvis like jody did at mile 2 of JM in 2004... or did you?

but i would agree: lame!

Don said...

i hate people... not all people... just the ones who don't race the 'cross

Mandy said...

nobody noticed how awesome i looked in my pic beating up on melissa thomas at 2006 cross natz (she got 5th in 05).
hey, if you can't believe your own hype...

giantcu92 said...

This happens all the time on local group rides around here. People think that if there is some rocks in the road, I have to swerve all over the place and take a bunch of people out. Silly bastards.